For Kool Killer, we’re obviously going to use Kool Killer IV: Final Inception, but we’re also going to use the Kool Killer Webseries by Dane Boe, as Maximum’s version of the character is inspired by that series and there’s nothing contradicting about the series being canon to the game and vice versa.
For the Stalker, we’re going to only be using the Stalker: Reborn, as that’s the Stalker’s original and only appearance.
BACKGROUNDKOOL KILLER
Kool-Aid Man, the mascot of Kool Aid. Everyone used to know about him, but now? Barely anyone cares about him, and due to this, he feels forgotten, so now, he’s sending a message to EVERYONE by killing those who don’t drink Kool-Aid. Due to this, the police are on to him, and he’s now known as Kool Killer.
THE STALKER
The Combine Empire, an empire that has been involved in many secret projects. Unfortunately for them, one of the projects was about an experiment, which went horribly wrong. Now, a team of Unit-8s are sent to hunt down the experiment. The experiment’s name? Unknown, but it’s called the Stalker. EXPERIENCE & SKILLKOOL KILLER
Kool Killer is surprisingly an skilled person. Having killed multiple people, he has gotten away from justice and when things seem bad for him, he always has a plan for it, such as a water bucket to take out a bomb. THE STALKER
The Stalker doesn’t really have much experience, the most he has is hunting down soldiers and getting away from them, aside from those, that’s kinda it. EQUIPMENTKOOL KILLERKNIFE
Kool Killer uses a knife to kill a person drinking a blue soda. It is also a weapon in Kool Killer IV: Final Inception. AXE
Like with the knife, Kool Killer uses a axe to kill a person drinking Mountain Dew, with the axe being an item in Kool Killer IV: Final Inception. CAR
Kool Killer uses a car to chase a person. DARTKool Killer throws a dart at a picture of Dane Cook BASEBALL Kool Killer uses a baseball to kill a person drinking… nothing, actually. The person was never seen drinking anything, Kool Killer just killed them for no reason.
SHOTGUN
Kool Killer uses a shotgun to both kill a person drinking what seems to be Monster Energy and the Dramatic Gopher. CROSSBOW Kool Killer uses a crossbow to kill Tay Zonday.
LIGHT SABER
Yep, that’s right, Kool Killer has a light saber. It’s used to kill the Star Wars kid. SWORD
Kool Killer uses a sword to kill the Afro Ninja. CHAINSAW
The strongest weapon Kool Killer has in Kool Killer IV: Final Inception, he has two of them. MINION STAFF
Kool Killer has a staff in Kool Killer IV: Final Inception that allows him to summon two minions that follows and attacks people. MINION DAGGER
Kool Killer has a dagger in Kool Killer IV: Final Inception. It is unknown on what it does. WATER BUCKET
Kool Killer has a water bucket to take out a bomb. ADVANTAGE T-SHIRT
This shirt gives Kool Killer faster speed and a higher jump. Also, gives you some new weapons but those are the double chainsaw and the minion dagger. THE STALKERNothing LOL. ABILITIESKOOL KILLERAgain, nothing LOL. THE STALKERENHANCED SENSES
Everyone is highlighted to the Stalker at all times. WALL GRIP
The Stalker can cling to any nearby wall. SCREAM
The Stalker’s scream can cause damage. TELEKINESIS
The Stalker can use any small to medium sized objects as projectiles without having to throw/shoot them. PARALYSIS
The Stalker can create a red gas that causes anyone in it to take damage. REGENERATION The Stalker can regenerate most of his HP back.
DECOYS
The Stalker can create 20 duplicates of himself.
POSSESSION
The Stalker can possess a dead body, making them a minion. TELEPORTATION
The Stalker can teleport to anywhere as long it is within 200 feet. RAGE
The Stalker can increase his stats through this ability. FEATSKOOL KILLEROVERALL
- Killed many people.
- Had a wife and kid.
- Is apart of not only an old and iconic asym, but is apart of the grandfather of asyms.
STRENGTH
- Can break through walls.
- Threw a baseball so hard that when it hit a person, their head exploded.
- Can tear a person’s heart from their body.
SPEEDDURABILITY
- Can survive a bomb exploding near him.
THE STALKEROVERALL
- Killed many Unit-8 Soldiers.
- Is apart of an old and iconic asym.
- Is apart of many other asyms.
STRENGTH
- Can eat an entire corpse in a very short time.
- His scream can cause people to explode.
SPEED
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VERDICTAll right, the combatants are set, we’ve run through the data for all possibilities. It’s now time for a DEATH BATTLE! STAT TRINITYStarting with the stat trinity and while it may seem close at first, the Stalker EASILY takes this. Kool Killer’s best feat is throwing a baseball really hard that it caused a person’s head to explode once said person was hit by it, but the Stalker can make an entire person’s body explode simply by screaming. Speed and durability are also in favor of the Stalker as he is the only one in this MU who has speed and durability feats. So yeah, the Stalker is the winner of this category. ARSENALThis is a bit more closer than the stat trinity as Kool Killer has a bunch of items, with two of them allowing him to buff his stats or summon minions. Unfortunately, the Stalker can do both of these things and can do them without the need of items. Speaking of which, the Stalker can easily take care of whatever item Kool Killer has by using telekinesis, weaponizing Kool Killer’s weapons against him. And while the minions can provide help, like mentioned before, the Stalker can summon minions as well, and can summon more minions than Kool Killer. He can also take care of them with Rage. So just like with the last category, the Stalker is the winner of this category. TERTIARY FACTORS Luckily for Kool Killer, he has a category he takes, which is this category. The only tertiary factor to talk about is experience & skill, and yeah, Kool Killer takes this. Not only has he gotten away with murdering people multiple times, but he has something whenever things aren’t looking good for him. As for the Stalker, he simply can take on Unit-8 Soldiers, that’s it. So finally, Kool Killer is the winner of a category. CONCLUSIONKOOL KILLERADVANTAGES- Can potentially overwhelm the Stalker with minions.
- Can potentially kill the Stalker if he acts fast enough.
- Got a wife and kid.
- Is apart of an iconic asym that happens to be the grandfather of them.
DISADVANTAGES- …But the Stalker can do the same and can take care of the minions easily.
- …But the Stalker is faster, making this unlikely.
- Gets statstomped.
- Has a worse arsenal that the Stalker can take care of easily.
- Can get overwhelmed.
- …Only to murder the former and fight the latter in a now cancelled sequel.
- Is an upcoming character in Forsaken and barely anyone likes him in the Forsaken community.
- Kool Killer Webseries gets carried by charm.
- Game dead.
- Sequel was cancelled.
THE STALKERADVANTAGES- Statstomps.
- Has a better arsenal.
- Can take care of Kool Killer’s arsenal.
- More likely to overwhelm Kool Killer then getting overwhelmed by him.
- Is apart of an iconic asym.
- Is apart of a game recognized by Roblox and got a review from them.
- Getting a sequel (I think).
DISADVANTAGES- Can potentially get overwhelmed.
- Can potentially get killed if Kool Killer acts fast enough.
- Is a upcoming character in Forsken.
- Game dead.
While Kool Killer could potentially take the win, that’s the thing, it’s only potentially. Meanwhile, the Stalker had almost everything, stats, arsenal, even a better game. And besides, unlike what Kool Killer thinks, he isn’t the koolest around, that belongs to the winner, who is the Stalker. FINAL TALLYHi there! Name’s BlueG01denRat, this is my first G1-styled Death Battle blog ever (technically not since I made two G1-styled Death Battle blogs before, but those are from Fandom) and I had a lot of fun making this blog, and I hope you liked it! NEXT TIME…
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